Baby Borat and SHOCKING HOLLYWOOD BREAKUP!!!!

Stop the presses!!!! Read all about it!!!! Sacha Baron Cohen, also known as Borat: Assclown Extrordinaire, has given birth to a baby girl!! Wait.. that came out wrong. HE didn't give birth, his fiancee, actress Isla Fisher, whom most of us remember as the crazy chick from Wedding Crashers, gave birth. But I'm guessing that he had something to do with it. The couple are not yet married but Fisher has recived the approval of Cohen's parents. Yay.

Secondly, gasps could be heard across the globe on Thursday when it was announced that legendary "heterosexual" life partners Corey Haim and Corey Feldman had "broken up". Both men were teen actors and had appeared alongside each other in films such as "Lost Boys", "Stand by Me", and "Butt Buddies Vol. 4". The pair recently had a television show on A&E, entitled, you guessed it, The Two Coreys (bonus points for originality). Apparently, Feldman feels that Haim is "not mature enough" and that "he has some issues to work out". REALLY????? Personally, i believe that all child stars should be executed when they reach the peak of their career, so we don't have to deal with their drug habits and mid life crisises. Oh, and in case anyone was wondering (which im sure they're not), Feldman has reportedly dropped out of the MUCH ANTICIPATED Lost Boys Sequel, Lost Boys 2: The Molestation. So heartbreaking. Peace out cub scouts.

Dumbledore turned Homo?

Wow, probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. According to J.K. Rowling, the god of Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay.

Friday night she was at Carnegie Hall in New York and was taking questions from a large audience. One girl asked, "Does Dumbledore find true love?". And crushing the girls dreams apparently, J.K. (lol) replied, "Dumbledore is gay." LMAO, was that a bit unexpected or not? She goes on to say that Dumbledore was attracted to his rival Gellert Grindelwald but was let down.

My opinion, this is odd. First of all, J.K. Rowling probably just came up with that answer as soon as the girl asked. Who cares about a story book character's sexuality, honestly? I think I'm gonna help find Ms. Rowling a hobby since she doesn't know what to do with her time since Harry Potter is over.

I Love New York 2- From ELA

Guys, remember one of our writers named Ela?? Well, she wanted to hit me with a little editorial on I Love New York 2. Hopefully she will be joining the blog as a regular real soon. Leave your comments below if you wish. Here it is:

Now, if you havent seen, I Love New York 2 has a very striking character. "Midget Mac" is the fella to beat in this season's I Love New York. Midget Mac is a small fella, with dreads, and a "fresh" wardrobe. Now, the audiences are beginning to wonder.. Obnoxius and rude New York, why is she, interested in Midget Mac? The ratings? The attempt to portray a softer more acceptable facade? What is it? That is the new question audience members are pondering. Whatever the reason is, we do know that Midget Mac is hilarious and his "breakdancing" is priceless.

Whats there to expect this season on I Love New York? More of those obnoxious signature New York moans, fights, alcohol, oh yeah, and last season's CHANCE is back! Similar to Flavor Of Love, A previous member is coming back only to be brought in the final 2 again, and NOT win. Im tellin' ya. Thats whats gonna happen.

Hmm... pretty interesting thoughts

I'll Be Back. No, really, I'll be back. On tv. Soon.

Well well well... it was only a matter of time before this happened, but the only question is, will it last??

Today it was announced that, starting on January 14, 2008, FOX will begin airing an Arnold-free series entitled Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. In case you live under a rock, at the bottom of the sea, under the ass of a rhino, then you know that Sarah Connor is the main "hero" of the Terminator movies. She, along with her son John Connor, must save the world from Skynet and the Terminators. Oh yea, and I think the Governor of California made a small cameo in there, but i could be wrong.

Anyways, the series is supposed to take place in the time period between the first and second films, as told to us by TV.com. But wait! The wikipedia article(s) pertaining to the film say that it will take place between the second and (CRAPPY CRAPPY CRAPPY) third film, AND will also have a "link" to the FOURTH, yes FOURTH Terminator Film, which will be entitled Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, which is due out around 2009 or 2010.

To get back on track, the series will be about Sarah Connor and her son John, who try to survive in the world while being hunted by Cyberdyne. It is confirmed that there will be a young female Terminator that will protect the Connors. Summer Glau, who has previously starred in Firefly, will play this role. I hope that the Firefly curse isn't contagious.

Lastly, the casting for the show is, well i really don't know what to say. There's really no one that famous, in fact i don't know anyone who's going to be in this show... Time travel will play a role in the show, including a trip from 1998 to present day, and of course, everyone still thinks that Sarah Connor is a nut job. Oh and the show will air on Mondays at 8. On FOX. Yay.

Personally, I welcome the series with open arms, and hope it gets good ratings. I've always wanted the Terminator to come to TV. That's all. Hasta la Vista, cub scouts.

Preview of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles from TV.com

How is the Price is RIght Doing with Carey?

Guys, I was sad when I heard Bob Barker was retiring, very sad. But I was more outraged when rumors of that fat lady who makes fun of Donald Trump taking over as host of the Price is Right. But then it was confirmed that "Whose Line Is It Anyways" host Drew Carey was succeeding Barker.

Was I happy with Carey? No, I was not. But hey, I don't watch the Price is Right because I'm in school. But Tuesday, I finished my lunch and me and my friends traveled to the library where we watch our normal 5 minutes of ESPN. After being bored of Terrell Owens news, we changed it to the Price is Right. We laughed our heads off as we saw this lady almost wet her pants playing "Plinko" and Drew Carey laughing like a teenage girl. Luckily, I found the clip on youtube, so I thought I'd post it. WATCH IT!

So Ellen Did What?

Guys, I came home and went on the computer to get my daily dose of gossip. Smack dab on the Yahoo.com homepage was a video about a certain Talk Show host. Ellen Degeneres, morning talk show host and lesbian of (I wanna say) 9 years was crying, no bawling her eyes out over something I think isn't THAT serious. It has to do with her dog going back to the rescue something because she gave the dog away to some kids and that violated some treaty thing.I don't know dogs, maybe my good friend Aanand who has a dog named "Mosby" or "Moze" can explain more about that. I have 2 birds that I always forget to feed, so if you wanna talk birds, lets do it. Anyways, just watch this video. Either you will be laughing your ass off at the end or in tears feeling DeGeneres' pain because there is no in between.

MOVIE SPOILER TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's time once again for a time honored tradition of the DF, MOVIE SPOILER TUESDAY!!!! Today, i'll be giving you two spoilers (OOOHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!); one for The Heartbreak Kid, and one for The Gameplan. I wanted to get an advance spoiler for 30 Days of Night but i'll give that to you next week. Enjoy!

Spoiler for "The Heartbreak Kid"


Spoiler for "The Game Plan"