Aurelius' Picks For Fall Shows

Well guys, it's the almost the fourth week of September, and by now, most shows have already started or are starting up this week. I know I have my fair share of picks. So here are a few shows that I will be watching this Fall:

1. Law and Order: SVU- This show is amazing, it's as easy as that. It's about some detectives and the people they work with. It's so great because every episode is a different case that they are working on so if you have never seen this show before, you could start watching it without getting confused. The Season 8 premiere is this Tuesday, 10 PM EST on NBC.

2. Heroes- I'll admit, I didn't start watching this show until the beginning of this month while renting the DVD, but when I did, I fell in love with it. This show revolves around a bunch of people who have amazing gifts and all the troubles they go through with them. According to TV.com, Heroes is the highest rated show. The Season 2 premiere is Tonight (Monday) at 9 PM EST on NBC. I am so pumped.

3. I Love New York 2- Now I just named two dramas, but for every two dramas, you have to throw in a reality show. Miss Tiffany "New York" Pollard is back to find love...for the fourth time! She has gathered twenty men together in a house that was once used for the Surreal Life, and she is gonna date'em all to see which one is "the love of her life". If you want something to laugh at, I suggest you watch this show on it's Season 2 premiere Monday October 8th at 9 PM EST.

Here's my dilemma. If you haven't been paying attention, Heroes and I Love New York 2 air on the same exact day at the same exact time. What ever shall we do?? Well, sorry New York, but I can always download/watch a re-run to your show, and I can't for Heroes. And plus, Heroes cannot be compared to I Love New York 2. In fact, we shouldn't use Heroes and..."that other show" in the same sentence.

Heroes Star's Loony Ways

Hayden Panettiere from NBC's Heroes is very sexy, but also a bit of a psycho. Allegedly, on Sunday at the Prime Time Emmy's, Hayden threatened journalists saying she would "kill" a reporter if they reported about her love life. It's said that the article in "US Weekly" that had caused her to be infuriated was about her recent break up with Laguna Beach star Stephen Colletti (people used to tell me I looked like him).

The article asked her where Stephen was at the MTV Video Awards and she replied, "I don't know. In California?" She was pissed and lost her temper at the reporter, but was restrained by her publicist (I need one of these) who told her "the red carpet was not the place".


So that goes to show you don't mess with actresses, especially high maintenance ones like the ladies from Heroes. You don't FUCK with Clair Bennet, even if she is just from a TV show. She is indestructible and isn't to be taken on by the faint hearted. I hope you now realize the seriousness of this situation and my insanity level. Have a nice day! :)

Aanand's Annoying Actors/Actresses

Today on AAA/A , I tackle not just one actress, but an entire "herd", if you will, of brainless, ancient, loudmouthed women, AKA the cast of The View.

By now, even the poor bean farmers in Peru know about the whole Star Jones/Rosie era of The View, and the chaotic and amusing antics that those two cows brought us during their stint on network TV. They annoy me, but they're not who i'm going to talk about today.

Recently on The View, Whoopi Goldberg (who i believe has been cursed by Kathy Najimy), who is now a cohost on The View, was having a "discussion" about who knows what. Eventually, it came down to a simple, 2nd grade question, posed to Sherri Shepherd, a female "comedian" and co-host of the show. Whoopi asked Shepherd if the earth, which by the way is the planet WE live on, is flat. Shepherd looked astounded, as if she had just been kicked in the proverbial balls, and continued to act like a flabergasted nut case. She first responded, "…I don't know" and expanded that she "never thought about it", as it was more important to her that she thought about how she was "going to feed my child". I don't know how Whoopi managed not to reach across the table and bitch slap Shephard, but my guess is that she took pity on the poor creature.

This is despicable and it makes me want to stomp a small child to death. Shepherd's apology the next day was no better. She claimed that she was so nervous that day that when Whoopi asked her the question, she heard something much more complicated and scientific. My guess was that she heard "Sherri, what is 2 plus 2?".

I cannot think of someone more ignorant than this woman. I personally want to rip off her eyelids. It is unacceptable for a TV personality to be this dim-witted. In my opinion, the entire cast of The View should be liquidated, and replaced by farm animals. At least the farm animals will do something interesting, like defecate on the studio audience. You'd never see Joy Behar do that. Anyways, that's just my opinion. Peace out cub scouts.

BRITNEY KEEPS KIDS!

I know i have been absent for a while but school and everything keeps you busy. So everyone we all know that britney has been the big thing in the entertainment news. But her is the new big thing.... BRITNEY KEEPS THE KIDS!!! The court has ordered that she is allowd to keep the kids but she must take a random drug and alcohol test twice a week. Also Britney and Kevin are not allowd to make derogatory remarks about each other in there childrens prescence. Finally in the last condition Britney must see a Parenting coach. This parenting coach will report back to the court i guess every week. If you wanna read the article go to http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/story/ar/_a/britney-must-take-random-drug-tests/20070919070409990001


hopefully she can get her life back in order. Not so much as the career but more her life and her kids wont turn out to be fucked up. Anyway in other news Chris Crocker has been making the head lines everywhere. He has been on Blog talk radio and on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. So what do you think about britney and Chris Crocker. Post it in the chat box. ok thanks everyone.

MOVIE SPOILER TUESDAY!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to the worldwide phenomenon that is MOVIE SPOILER TUESDAY!!! Today for your viewing pleasure we bring you the spoiler for the current box office leader, The Brave One, starring Jodie Foster and Naveen Andrews from LOST!!! Enjoy!

Spoiler for "The Brave One"