Friday, September 28, 2007

Why is Britney Spears wearing an engagement ring?


No, you didn't misread that, the headline was right. Apparently, while enjoying a "girls night out" the other day, Britney was seen wearing a large sparkling ring on her wedding finger. Britney had been seen with magician Criss Angel prior to her "performance" at the 2007 VMA's, but he apparently realized what he was doing and flew the coop.

The previous night, Britney made a mysterious midnight run to a tanning salon, puzzling onlookers. Could this be Britney's start on the road to normalcy? As you all know, her life has been plagued with controversy, with the custody battles, drug tests, a nasty parasite named Chris Crocker, and Britney's former bodyguard allegedly telling reporters that Britney abused drugs and alcohol, sometimes in the presence of her children.

For whatever reason she's wearing the ring, i really don't care. I just hope that she can get re-married, perhaps to a Scott Peterson type of guy. Is OJ still single? Let's hope so. Peace out cub scouts.

1 comment:

Webmaster said...

ugghhh Chris Crocker, that guy is effed in the head.

Scott Peterson, lmao