I Smell a Funeral!!!

Well my friends, the dreaded beast known as ALCOHOL has struck again!!! And just at a crucial time when the WRITERS ARE GOING ON STRIKE!!!! Wait a minute... you guys don't know what the hell I'm talking about!! OK, let's start at the beginning.

Daniel Dae Kim, who stars as Jin-Soo Kwon on THE BEST SHOW EVER LOST!!!! was arrested early this morning on suspicion of drunken driving.

Details of his DUI arrest haven't been released yet, but police said he was arrested around 3 a.m. He was booked at the Honolulu Police station downtown, posted bail and was released at 5:05 a.m.

Kim didn't say anything as he left the station. He was escorted by two police officers to a silver SUV that was waiting for him just outside the police station's receiving area. Wearing a polo shirt, khaki shorts and his hair grown out, Kim kept his head down as he brushed past media, stepping into the front passenger's side of the SUV, which quickly whisked him away.

Other "Lost" members have had legal problems here.

Former cast members Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Watros were arrested on suspicion of drunken driving on Dec. 1, 2005 when police spotted their vehicles weaving along Pali Highway. Both pleaded guilty, and both were gone from the show by season's end.

On Sept. 2, 2006, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ("Mr. Eko") was arrested and accused of disobeying a police officer and driving without a license. The charges were later dropped when Akinnuoye-Agbaje provided proof that he possessed a license. His character was killed off by a smoke monster in the first half of that season.

So now, we wait. And wait, and wait..... because LOST isn't on until FEBRUARY!!!! But i will bet my Grandmother's fake leg (true) that Jin is dead by the end of next season. Which really sucks because his wife is preggers. Oh well. Peace out cub scouts.

Robert Goulet Baby Momma Drama

No, the title of this post is false. Actually, I shouldn't be joking about this man. Robert Goulet, who played Sir Lancelot in the first broadway of Camelot, is sick. Really really sick. He is currently in a hospital fighting for his life. Apparently, he needs a new lung, and fast. I hope this man really does survive this, because I want to see him in another sweet commercial like this one:

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BELATED MOVIE SPOILER TUESDAY!!!

Hello everyone, sorry for the lack of posting yesterday, but i'll make it up to you today with 3 SPOILERS!!!! YAY!!!!!!! Enjoy.



Spoiler for "Gone Baby Gone"

Spoiler for "We Own The Night"

Spoiler for "30 Days of Night"

Baby Borat and SHOCKING HOLLYWOOD BREAKUP!!!!

Stop the presses!!!! Read all about it!!!! Sacha Baron Cohen, also known as Borat: Assclown Extrordinaire, has given birth to a baby girl!! Wait.. that came out wrong. HE didn't give birth, his fiancee, actress Isla Fisher, whom most of us remember as the crazy chick from Wedding Crashers, gave birth. But I'm guessing that he had something to do with it. The couple are not yet married but Fisher has recived the approval of Cohen's parents. Yay.

Secondly, gasps could be heard across the globe on Thursday when it was announced that legendary "heterosexual" life partners Corey Haim and Corey Feldman had "broken up". Both men were teen actors and had appeared alongside each other in films such as "Lost Boys", "Stand by Me", and "Butt Buddies Vol. 4". The pair recently had a television show on A&E, entitled, you guessed it, The Two Coreys (bonus points for originality). Apparently, Feldman feels that Haim is "not mature enough" and that "he has some issues to work out". REALLY????? Personally, i believe that all child stars should be executed when they reach the peak of their career, so we don't have to deal with their drug habits and mid life crisises. Oh, and in case anyone was wondering (which im sure they're not), Feldman has reportedly dropped out of the MUCH ANTICIPATED Lost Boys Sequel, Lost Boys 2: The Molestation. So heartbreaking. Peace out cub scouts.

Dumbledore turned Homo?

Wow, probably one of the dumbest things I've ever heard in my life. According to J.K. Rowling, the god of Harry Potter, Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay.

Friday night she was at Carnegie Hall in New York and was taking questions from a large audience. One girl asked, "Does Dumbledore find true love?". And crushing the girls dreams apparently, J.K. (lol) replied, "Dumbledore is gay." LMAO, was that a bit unexpected or not? She goes on to say that Dumbledore was attracted to his rival Gellert Grindelwald but was let down.

My opinion, this is odd. First of all, J.K. Rowling probably just came up with that answer as soon as the girl asked. Who cares about a story book character's sexuality, honestly? I think I'm gonna help find Ms. Rowling a hobby since she doesn't know what to do with her time since Harry Potter is over.